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Thursday January 19, 2012, 4:15pm - by WillQuinn

I love ketchup. A LOT. In fact, embarrassingly, I was called out at Mustang Sally’s last week for trying to sneakily eat a whole plate of ketchup… by itself. Weird and gross, I know. But it also means that I’ve never been more excited for a show than I am for Justin Peters’ one man show, Confessions of a Condiment Hustler. Ketchup? Comedy? HOW COULD I NOT LOVE IT?

Me: I’d like a burger with ketchup please, hold the burger.

Don’t like ketchup so much that it makes people uncomfortable? There are still plenty of other reasons to be absolutely psyched about this show! Fresh off of his run with the fantastic Megawatt team, Dunk, and new member of Chet Watkins, Peters is a phenomenally funny improviser and actor and this show promises to live up to his high standards of awesomeness. AND – breaking news! – Saucy by Nature, the gourmet, all-natural sauce company, will be in the lobby beforehand with sauce samples and things to buy!

Following the life of Mitch “Packets” Franco, who’s demonstrated his skill all over the fifty states, Confessions of a Condiment Hustler takes us deep into the dark world of condiments, where we’ll learn how to seduce a checkout girl, tell a supermarket by its odor and much more – all from someone who really lived it.

It promises to be engaging, funny and an absolute must-see – be sure to check it out!

Confessions of a Condiment Hustler debuts this Friday, January 20th at 7:00 P.M, and plays again, next Friday, January 27th at the same time! Reservations are recommended.

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