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MAGNET THEATER

You are making a reservation for:

What's To Get?
Mon Feb 25th, 2013 10:00pm
Price per ticket:
$5
  • 1) Fill out the required info and click the "submit" button.
  • 2) Check for an email from "Magnet Reservations."
  • 3) Click on link within the email to confirm reservation.
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PLEASE REVIEW AND ACCEPT THE RESERVATION POLICIES BELOW

Reservations MUST be picked up at the Magnet Box Office NO LATER than 10 minutes before show time. ALL reservations not picked up 10 minutes before show time will be released.

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Christian Paluck (The Truth, Yelling)

Lauren Olson (Chet Watkins, Risky Bottom)

Oscar Montoya (Aquarius, Borealis)

Russ Armstrong (Chet Watkins, Friday Night Sh*w)

Chet Siegel (The Boss, The Truth)

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Dan Klein (Rejected Pitches, Fruit Reviews)

Christian Paluck (The Truth, Yelling)

Lauren Olson (Chet Watkins, Risky Bottom)

Oscar Montoya (Aquarius, Borealis)

Russ Armstrong (Chet Watkins, Friday Night Sh*w)

Chet Siegel (The Boss, The Truth)

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