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Test Drive
Mon Mar 11th, 2013 7:00pm
Price per ticket:
$5
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Reservations MUST be picked up at the Magnet Box Office NO LATER than 10 minutes before show time. ALL reservations not picked up 10 minutes before show time will be released.

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Starring Jenice Matias ("Swing Set" splitsider.com), edited and directed by Athos Cakiades (Cock of the Walk, Butter High), written by Jenice Matias and Tony Rivera (co-creator of the Academy Award-winning Scared Straight), lighting design by Stefan Schuette, dance choreographed by Chari Gonzalez and poster design by Christine Dadic. Deemed “Intellectually Funny” by an enthusiastic audience person the first time around! $5 [showlogo] => [baseurl] => http://www.magnettheater.com/ [genconfirmcode] => t191l5wonksxvzd [min] => 11 [max] => 10 )