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You are making a reservation for:

The Great American Sketch Show
Fri Feb 22nd, 2013 8:30pm
Price per ticket:
$10
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Reservations MUST be picked up at the Magnet Box Office NO LATER than 10 minutes before show time. ALL reservations not picked up 10 minutes before show time will be released.

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w. Special Guest Stand Up Comedian Kevin McCaffrey

(Writer for Late Night w. David Letterman, History Channel's I Love the 1880s)

Last show was SOLD OUT so make your reservations now!

Produced by: Brian Frange

Directed by: Elana Fishbein

Written/Performed by:

Brian Frange

Elana Fishbein

Kaitlin Fontana

Matt J Weir

Rob Webber

Eli Itzkowitz

Joe Miles

Alexis Lambright

Rob Penty

Phoebe Tyers

Alex Kane

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(Writer for Late Night w. David Letterman, History Channel's I Love the 1880s)

Last show was SOLD OUT so make your reservations now!

Produced by: Brian Frange

Directed by: Elana Fishbein

Written/Performed by:

Brian Frange

Elana Fishbein

Kaitlin Fontana

Matt J Weir

Rob Webber

Eli Itzkowitz

Joe Miles

Alexis Lambright

Rob Penty

Phoebe Tyers

Alex Kane

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