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You are making a reservation for:

The New Job Show with We're Matt Weir
Fri Mar 1st, 2013 7:00pm
Price per ticket:
$7
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  • 3) Click on link within the email to confirm reservation.
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Reservations MUST be picked up at the Magnet Box Office NO LATER than 10 minutes before show time. ALL reservations not picked up 10 minutes before show time will be released.

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