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MAGNET THEATER

You are making a reservation for:

Hello Laser
Mon Jun 17th, 2013 10:00pm
Price per ticket:
$5
  • 1) Fill out the required info and click the "submit" button.
  • 2) Check for an email from "Magnet Reservations."
  • 3) Click on link within the email to confirm reservation.
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PLEASE REVIEW AND ACCEPT THE RESERVATION POLICIES BELOW

Reservations MUST be picked up at the Magnet Box Office NO LATER than 10 minutes before show time. ALL reservations not picked up 10 minutes before show time will be released.

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Laser's Comedy Magic Circus For Family Fun!

Uncle Laser's Herbal Tinctures is proud to present:

For one night only!

In New York's Magnet Theater!

The newest and latest show from Hello J. Laser!

Featuring:

Acts of Contortion!

Magic!

Sketched out comedy scenes!

Dancing Gals!

A song!

And a heretofore unseen form of improvisation by the orphan performers of Hello Laser!

It may be Monday, but you'll want to be seen in your Sunday best at Hello J. Laser's Comedy Magic Circus For Family Fun! 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For one night only!

In New York's Magnet Theater!

The newest and latest show from Hello J. Laser!

Featuring:

Acts of Contortion!

Magic!

Sketched out comedy scenes!

Dancing Gals!

A song!

And a heretofore unseen form of improvisation by the orphan performers of Hello Laser!

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