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You are making a reservation for:

The Friday Night Sh*w
Fri Jan 10th, 2014 8:30pm
Price per ticket:
$10
Sorry, we don't accept reservations for Megawatt, Thursday Night Out, Mixers, or Class Shows.

Why? Well, Mixers and Class Shows are FREE.

And both Megawatt and Thursday Night Out are $7 for the whole night and ticketing is on a first come, first serve basis.

That said, we want you to come to these shows. Audience size fluctuates from show to show, but our theater is usually large enough to accommodate all our guests.

If you are receiving this message for a show that is not Megawatt, Thursday Night Out, a Mixer, or a Class Show then ALL ADVANCED RESERVATIONS have been claimed. This does NOT mean the show is sold out. 10 minutes prior to showtime, the box office will release all un-claimed reservations for stand-by patrons.

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The cast includes a fistful of NYC's best improvisers and Magnet faculty with credits on 30 Rock, Comedy Central, MTV, The Second City, The Onion, Just For Laughs, Story Pirates, NPR and at least one Primetime Emmy loser.

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