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Current Events with Jarret Berenstein
Sun Feb 23rd, 2014 9:00pm
Price per ticket:
$5
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PLEASE REVIEW AND ACCEPT THE RESERVATION POLICIES BELOW

Reservations MUST be picked up at the Magnet Box Office NO LATER than 10 minutes before show time. ALL reservations not picked up 10 minutes before show time will be released.

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