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You are making a reservation for:

:Kiss*Punch*Poem:
Sat Mar 1st, 2014 9:00pm
Price per ticket:
$10
Sorry, we don't accept reservations for Megawatt, Thursday Night Out, Mixers, or Class Shows.

Why? Well, Mixers and Class Shows are FREE.

And both Megawatt and Thursday Night Out are $7 for the whole night and ticketing is on a first come, first serve basis.

That said, we want you to come to these shows. Audience size fluctuates from show to show, but our theater is usually large enough to accommodate all our guests.

If you are receiving this message for a show that is not Megawatt, Thursday Night Out, a Mixer, or a Class Show then ALL ADVANCED RESERVATIONS have been claimed. This does NOT mean the show is sold out. 10 minutes prior to showtime, the box office will release all un-claimed reservations for stand-by patrons.

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The cast includes performers and poets with credits from This American Life, NPR, The Onion, The Second City, The Truth Podcast, Reductress and Story Pirates.

“Kiss Punch Poem is a rare find... uproarious and heartfelt.” – Time Out Chicago

"[Kiss*Punch*Poem] celebrates the fresh and surprising associations that are generated by both improv and poetry." - The American Reader

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The cast includes performers and poets with credits from This American Life, NPR, The Onion, The Second City, The Truth Podcast, Reductress and Story Pirates.

“Kiss Punch Poem is a rare find... uproarious and heartfelt.” – Time Out Chicago

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