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Test Drive
Sun Jun 8th, 2014 6:00pm
Price per ticket:
$5
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PLEASE REVIEW AND ACCEPT THE RESERVATION POLICIES BELOW

Reservations MUST be picked up at the Magnet Box Office NO LATER than 10 minutes before show time. ALL reservations not picked up 10 minutes before show time will be released.

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Kill Yourself! with Deke Davis is written and directed by Justin Peters, the man who brought you shows like How to Tape Things off the Radio, Confessions of a Condiment Hustler, and A Good Burger Christmas.

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Kill Yourself! with Deke Davis is written and directed by Justin Peters, the man who brought you shows like How to Tape Things off the Radio, Confessions of a Condiment Hustler, and A Good Burger Christmas.

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