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You are making a reservation for:

Circumcise Me
Mon Jun 30th, 2014 6:30pm
Price per ticket:
$7
Sorry, we don't accept reservations for Megawatt, Thursday Night Out, Mixers, or Class Shows.

Why? Well, Mixers and Class Shows are FREE.

And both Megawatt and Thursday Night Out are $7 for the whole night and ticketing is on a first come, first serve basis.

That said, we want you to come to these shows. Audience size fluctuates from show to show, but our theater is usually large enough to accommodate all our guests.

If you are receiving this message for a show that is not Megawatt, Thursday Night Out, a Mixer, or a Class Show then ALL ADVANCED RESERVATIONS have been claimed. This does NOT mean the show is sold out. 10 minutes prior to showtime, the box office will release all un-claimed reservations for stand-by patrons.

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Written & Performed by Yisrael Campbell

Directed by Gary Rudoren

CIRCUMCISE ME

The story of your average Irish / Italian / Catholic / American / Recovering Alcoholic / Reform Jew / Conservative Jew / Orthodox Jew / Husband / Father-of-four / Comedian. An extraordinary tale by comic actor Yisrael Campbell of his incredible life across 4 decades, 2 continents and 3 circumcisions.

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