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You are making a reservation for:

The Harbor Farts Farewell Extravaganza
Sun Jun 8th, 2014 9:00pm
Price per ticket:
$5
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Reservations MUST be picked up at the Magnet Box Office NO LATER than 10 minutes before show time. ALL reservations not picked up 10 minutes before show time will be released.

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