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You are making a reservation for:

Three Non-Threatening Males
Mon Sep 8th, 2014 8:30pm
Price per ticket:
$7
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Reservations MUST be picked up at the Magnet Box Office NO LATER than 10 minutes before show time. ALL reservations not picked up 10 minutes before show time will be released.

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