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MAGNET THEATER

You are making a reservation for:

The Stank
Sun Sep 14th, 2014 9:00pm
Price per ticket:
$7
  • 1) Fill out the required info and click the "submit" button.
  • 2) Check for an email from "Magnet Reservations."
  • 3) Click on link within the email to confirm reservation.
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PLEASE REVIEW AND ACCEPT THE RESERVATION POLICIES BELOW

Reservations MUST be picked up at the Magnet Box Office NO LATER than 10 minutes before show time. ALL reservations not picked up 10 minutes before show time will be released.

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