The school playground was the earliest training ground that made us who we are today. Our best and worst memories. Competition. Teamwork. Puppy Love. Asthma Inhalers. Join PAX ROMANA and KID CADAVER as they take you back to the mean streets of Elementary School, and compete in the toughest arena in comedy where today's rules don't apply. Someone will pick the teams. Someone will get chosen last. They compete head-to-head under PLAYGROUND RULES!