It\'s the technological marvel that made modern cities possible. It\'s the closest physical contact most of us ever have with people we don\'t know (unless we\'re Greco-Roman wrestlers, or prostitutes). And it\'s the basis for Elevator Action. Think of the most awkward, embarrassing, please-god-let-it-end elevator ride you\'ve ever been on. It was, what, 45 seconds long? This one is 25 minutes.