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Confessions of a Condiment Hustler


Confessions of a Condiment Hustler

Join Prescott award-winner Mitch \"Packets\" Franco as he presents a raucous look at his life and times in the condiment-demonstrating game. Franco has demonstrated condiments at groceries, farmers\' markets, superstores, and gas stations in all fifty states; over the course of twenty-five minutes, he will give you the inside squeeze on how all your favorite condiments are marketed, shipped, distributed, and sold; how to seduce a checkout girl; how to tell a supermarket by its odor; and other lessons learned during his wild life in America\'s grocery aisles.